my dad says i can’t go over to my male friends’ houses because he thinks i might have sex with them or something but i can go to my female friends’ houses because he thinks i won’t have sex with them and i just laugh cuz dad i’m gay
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
i’ve watched this 4 million times